there are probably people who don’t like pesto. please. please love yourselves.



i did a quick check on pirate bay for a real humans torrent with english subs but i didn’t find one and i’m soo tempted to make a subs file myself because i need this show to spread like wildfire


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…just the two of us against the rest of the world.



why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance —Anonymous

miniprof:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

bicatperson:

GO TO YOUR SNAKE PIT by ErinPtah

(Transcript at the source.)

Ever since it was first hinted that Cecil has a sister, I feel like all the fanon has been that she’s older that he is, and has a tough, sensible caretaker sort of vibe. When all I want from this is endless Lilo & Stitch riffs.

Teenage Cecil has just been promoted from unpaid intern to Voice of Night Vale. Between that and the inheritance now that his mother has been ruled “municipally most-likely-dead”, he’s doing pretty well financially.

But he’s also been left the legal guardian of his seven-year-old sister. And trying to take care of her — while holding down a full-time job, all without dropping out of high school — is stressful, to say the least. Both siblings’ tempers are starting to fray.

Maybe they should get a dog.

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"i love you" is so lame in comparison to "i am in love with you"


87% av Sveriges befolkning just nu:

sorewasoretoshite:

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friend: you have great music taste!
me: thnks fr th cmplmnt


me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity

my friend’s boyfriend just came to visit so i went to bed and ate nachos


alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 








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