'So this imaginary location can be anything – a house or a street. But he said “palace”. He said it was a palace.'
'Yeah, well, he would, wouldn’t he?'


"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”"

—A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via loh-lee-tah)

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe



merlin ship fest {merlin/arthur}
↳ day 2: change the scene [Arthur gives his kingdom to Merlin instead of Guinevere, if he is to die. Merlin asks him to come back.]


oh and i haven’t been around much in the past week but i have (miraculously) gotten some new followers, so if any of you feel like introducing yourselves, go right ahead!


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i’m sick and the only reason i’m going to school tomorrow is because we’re guiding the first years around town which means i can buy pringles


Each of the Houses represents one of the four classical elements: fire, earth, air and water.


neyruto:

this is truly the most pretentious post on this website, so all you nerds can stop trying because its been done. 


hey guys. lots of things are happening rn and I just need to not be on this website for a while. take care, everyone, see you in however long a while is.


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asutori:

Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.

He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).


thebetteroption:

reichenbatchhero:

thebetteroption replied to your post “i keep imagining the founders as really young when they came up with…”

wanna bet that this post becomes annoyingly popular

nah doesnt look like it

i feel almost happy for you

…………. crack………….. drarry…………….. these two do not belong in the same sentence………………………………


thebetteroption replied to your post “i keep imagining the founders as really young when they came up with…”

wanna bet that this post becomes annoyingly popular

nah doesnt look like it


purgoatory:

reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

or like someone accidentally freezes a muggleborn and once they thaw him out the muggleborn’s just starts singing ‘the cOLD NEVER boTHERED ME ANYWay’

this is the best addition everybody else go home








BJT