supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

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ur vagina needs jesus
asked by Anonymous

listen i don’t want to sink your ship i mean, i get where you’re coming from, jesus and i would be the ultimate power couple but let’s be real i always thought jesus had a thing for judas. i don’t know if you know and if anyone asks you did NOT hear this from me but i heard that jesus kissed judas? it was totally weird. things are very awkward between them and i don’t want them to be angry at each other because i feel like judas and i are still bros and it would be sooo weird if i hung out with him while dating jesus who used to have a crush on him? like. you get where im coming from. so at this point in time i will not let jesus into my vagina, but if something ever happens i’ll make sure to send you a wedding invitation hahah xo :)

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mugglarvarlden:

Jimmie Åkesson var tydligen med i andra Harry Potter-filmen?????

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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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vanehwasreal:

spoopthatspoopilyhappenedspoop:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

location of our cabin at ski resort Stöten in Sälen, Sweden:

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sit the fuck down child

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i don’t even know who ezra koenig is, i’ve just accepted that his twitter is a goldmine.

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bradleyjizzames:

elyan + the most badass hoodie in camelot - requested by anonymous (a long time ago)!

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mrsdata replied to your post: I WA S UNDRESSING AND I PULLD DOWN MY …

Förlåt att jag skrattar så tårarna rinner. :D

du är förlåten. det var traumatiskt men hysteriskt roligt.

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I WA S UNDRESSING AND I PULLD DOWN MY UNDERWEAR AND THERER WAS A SIPIDER TERE WHAT THE HELL IM OT ERVEN SCARED OF SPIDERS BUT WHEN A SPIDER CRAWLS OUT OF YOUR UNDIES THEN YOU NEED TYO ASK YOURSELF A) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN B) WHY DOES YOUR VAGINA APPARENTLY ATTRACT SPIDERS AND C) HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED

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thekneegrope:

kenickie and danny zuko were in love

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nicetrygiantworms:

IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM AW MAN

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six months ago i ignored whenever people posted problematic things but in the past week alone i have unfollowed three people for reblogging a post with the words “the female body”

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Title: Sjukhus
Artist: Kent
Album: Röd
Plays: 22

Sjukhus ~ Kent

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atticusharper:

Summer Reading Program by Bluemutantfreak

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